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[15 Feb 2016|02:49am] |
ANONYMOUS TIPS?
Welcome all ladies, gentlemen, gossip queens, and highly misinformed, to Hasan's Anonymous Tip Post. I have eyes and ears everywhere, my darlings, and this post is but a FRACTION of the surveillance I do. But I can't catch everything! All you have to do is post a juicy tidbit that you've heard somewhere on campus and I will be sure to spread the news far and wide. Vicious rumors strongly encouraged! ;)
[OOC: Comments will be screened for ~anonymity~. Rumors can be real or fake, as long as all parties concerned have prior knowledge and have worked things out beforehand! And make sure to only post stuff that you're OK with having Hasan spread to the general public. Because he WILL tell everyone.]
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[21 Feb 2011|03:03pm] |
Is it just me, or does half this school have a death wish? I won't name any names, but you mess with one of us, YOU MESS WITH US ALL. People often don't believe me when I say that I could ruin their lives, but I just smile and think about the countless careers, bank accounts, and reputations that I have laid to waste.
On a happier note, don't you WONDER who could have POSSIBLY poisoned all of those candygrams? All signs point to someone who is enormously bitter and jealous, DON'T THEY? Let us all think of possible subjects and then report back to me, my precious ones. I want to meet whomever thought of way to stir up this much drama in only three days, because they might just be my new idol.
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[14 Feb 2011|03:19pm] |
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IF YOU COULD REFRAIN FROM VOMITING ON ME TODAY - MY OUTFIT PROBABLY COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE - I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT.
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[06 Feb 2011|10:57pm] |
Good evening to all of my EAGER FANS AND FOLLOWERS! As promised, I have a report on all of the beautiful and not-so-beautiful outfits my fellow students have decided to wear to tonight's dance. And now, the judgment will commence!
( CAMULUS RED CARPET: 6 FEBRUARY 2037 )
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[01 Feb 2011|10:43pm] |
Yawn. This year's batch of pledges is even MORE incompetent than last years. I did NOT think that was possible. And yet, here we are.
A word of advice to everyone who THINKS they MIGHT make the cut to become one of the BEST society: think again. I don't MEAN to sound threatening but do you know how hard it is to find a good waterproof mascara that will highlight the way your eyes sparkle as you daintily cry in front of the cameras about how it was your only hope and dream to be a member of Psi Force, and now it has been crushed? IT IS VERY DIFFICULT. TRUST ME. THERE ARE SEVERAL YOUNG WOMEN WHO HAVE HAD TO LEARN THAT THE HARD WAY.
Ahem. Be careful in the blizzard tomorrow! THANK RA I got my eager hands on the new Norse winter line when I got the chance. I am going to look so good.
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[26 Jan 2011|05:12pm] |
Camulus, I am DISAPPOINTED. It is the first week of classes. You know what that means, do you not? IT MEANS: BEST. DRESSED. Not "I just put this outfit on because it was the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning." No, it means you SEARCH and you SEARCH because WHO. KNOWS. Who might be watching!
Have I taught you all NOTHING? I am disgusted.
Now that that is over. Everyone, please keep up your antics. Remember that I have eyes and ears EVERYWHERE, and I can already feel my skin tingling at the thought of all of the juicy things that will be uncovered within the week. Keep on being scandalous!
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[19 Jan 2011|02:08pm] |
WE CAN'T SHUT DOWN THE SOCIETIES!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LORD MY SUPERIORITY OVER OTHERS OTHERWISE??
SERIOUSLY.
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